AISubs v3.7
I don't like it! I don't like it! I don't like it! I don't like it! I don't like it! I don't like it!
There's a song I proposed about two years ago.
- Two years ago? - Two years ago?
- It's been two years.
- Yeah. - There's a song like that.
When will you fall if you make the bed narrower?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- It's like, even for humans to come out, what's the minimum area? - Yeah.
I made a bed with my own hands and started taking it out, but...
- Well, it wasn't a bed. - Yeah.
- And it was too much work to take it out. - Yeah.
With a card with a lot of capacity, I set it up on the second or third day,
and said, "Let's go to sleep," and I fell asleep.
I thought it would be 10cm shorter in one day, but it was just a board, so I thought I could cut it with a saw.
- Oh, that's crazy. - Yeah.
- It was like a piece of wood sticking out of the ground. - Yeah, it was tough.
I don't do things I don't want to do.
- So I didn't do it. - Yeah.
- You cut it in the middle, didn't you? - Yeah.
In order to avoid that, I bought a computer and my teeth were rotten.
Seriously.
So, I thought that story was cool,
and about a year ago, Ryo made me a bed out of wood.
- Oh, you did. - Yeah.
- You cut it 10cm shorter just by removing it. - Yeah, I did.
So if you have that, you can do things properly.
- It's just annoying, though. - Yeah.
I used to tell Tetsuya to do it,
but I didn't want to do it because he was doing it anyway.
- Yeah. - Yeah.
- So I said, "Let's do it." - I see.
- Ta-da! - Let's do it!
You're always so energetic.
- If you don't do it, you'll just say you're slacking off. - Yeah.
So you have no choice but to do things you don't want to do.
- Yeah. - Yeah.
You're all so sensitive about annoying things.
You'd better be serious!
- Yeah! - Yeah!
Let's see it for real.
Just once.
It's been a while since we played rock, paper, scissors like this.
- Okay, I'll go first. - Okay.
Ready...
One, two...
Rock, paper, scissors!
- That was close! - Okay, here we go!
- Nooo! - Nooo!
This IQ of mine has decreased!
I see.
I don't think I can lose like this, you know.
I won't lose like this.
But I'm pretty pissed off.
Nooo, I don't like it!
- It's a pain. - It's a pain.
- It's no fun. - I think Shibuya is pissed off right now, so he's looking up.
- Yeah. - Yeah.
I'm a little pissed off, but I think he's pissed off already.
You're a big guy right now. You're big!
- No, I'm not! - You're big!
Isn't it like you're asking him out for one day?
- Let's do it! - Alright!
- This is tough, so let's decide it! - Okay!
- Where are we going? - We're going to...
- Taisho!
We did it!
Yay!
- We did it! - We did it!
We won!
Shibata!
- Taisho! - Taisho!
We won!
- Let's go! - Let's go!
I don't like it!
Yuta!
Yuta, get out of here!
Why do you always get caught?
It's so annoying.
Isn't it too harsh?
It's really annoying.
You have a bad face.
I think it's only been a month since you haven't used the lens for a while.
I'm going to let you sleep in Teja's old house.
Well, good luck!
Good luck!
I'm going to kill you!
When does the bed get thin and when does it fall?
Finally, start!
Wow, it took me a long time!
I'm not really in Okazaki,
so it took me a long time to get this bed into my house,
so what is it? Has it been about half a year?
It took me a very early time,
but like this, I'm using it for one room of this bed.
And this is one square and ten centimeters, so I will sleep here today.
Well then, shall we go to bed immediately?
I don't think it will fall for now.
It's expensive!
I'm really scared! I don't like it!
This is the second time!
So I'm going to remove one of these.
I don't think it's going to fall yet.
So now it's 90 centimeters.
Let's sleep!
Yes, before I go to sleep, I'll adjust my phone to some extent and then I'll go to sleep.
When I'm sleeping, I'm a quiet person and I don't sleep much, I don't sleep a lot, and I don't yawn, right?
Let's put some punk rock on it.
Yes, three, two, one.
Ah, it looks bad.
I think it looks bad a little.
It looks bad a little.
But it's OK.
I have 8 of them.
It's smaller than a regular single bed.
I'm so depressed when I go to sleep.
And the bed is so stupid.
I realized how happy I was sleeping in a single bed.
The next day, my body hurts so much.
My back is stiff.
I wish I could fall as soon as possible.
80 centimeters.
Good night.
Did I have to make it so high?
Here it is.
My body hurts too much.
I know.
It's not that the bed is hard, but I can't go back to sleep.
My body is stiff and I can't move.
Is this what sadness is like?
I can't move at all.
Okay, I'm going to sleep now.
Ah, no, I'm not going to sleep.
I'm not going to sleep anywhere.
I'm going to sleep again.
I'm not going to sleep again.
Okay, I have seven beds.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
Actually, this seventh bed is my third time.
I'm having trouble falling asleep.
In this stiff and narrow state, it's better to be up than sleeping.
So now I'm really, really sleepy.
I think I can sleep with this.
What is this? It's crazy.
That was close!
It's so narrow!
Uuuuuuh!
I woke up...
I didn't fall...
Seven...
Seven... 70cm...
Clear!
Time flies.
Five of them.
As you can see, I can't even lie down on my bed anymore.
So I'm just going to sleep on this tree.
Okay, one, two, three, four, five...
Huh? Six...
Huh? Six?
I'm sorry, it was six.
I'm already short-shouldered.
When I stayed at a friend's house in a single bed,
I thought I wouldn't be able to sleep,
and I sometimes wonder if I can still do it.
I'm also wearing safety gears like this.
Anyway, I'm scared.
Okay, I'm going to sleep.
I can't lie down, so I'm going to drink a highball.
Ah, what is this?!
Why did you do something like this?
It's too late!
Well, it's clear for now, but I woke up in about two hours.
It's just that the environment is too bad and I can't sleep well, so I wake up.
As a result of these six, I would like to proceed to the next one.
Five challenges!
It's heavy!
A new bed seems to be born in that room as well.
Let's try this angle.
Look at this!
Can you see this thinness on the screen?
Do you want to sleep?
My shoulders are sticking out!
I'm terrified.
I'm terrified and I can't sleep.
Hmm?
Huh?
Oh no, my body hurts so much.
Ouch.
After five of them,
it was a subtle feeling, wasn't it?
It was like falling down and getting up at the same time.
So I tried to reduce it by one more and if it falls down in a flashy way, well, that's fine.
If it's like that even with four of them,
if the bed is thin, will it be like that?
I think it will end with the verification result.
I'm going to make five of them into four now.
No, this is bad, this is bad.
Can you believe it?
This is a bed.
Yes, it's like this.
My shoulders are sticking out.
My arms are like this.
It feels like my legs are barely sitting down.
I'm going.
Oh, I'm so scared.
Oh, I'm scared.
It's not stable.
I'm going to sleep on the bed.
Huh?
This is bad, it's too shaky, seriously.
If it falls down in a weird way,
there is a possibility that it will go like that.
This is the data that I speak to my last camera.
No, this is bad.
There's nothing I can wish for.
Oh, no!
(♪ Finally, it fell !!!)
(♪~ Introduction Music ♪)
Finally!
It fell!
It fell.
What?
University? Incident?
No, it fell so far away.
(Laughs)
That fell, but that's funny.
It fell from the bed.
Isn't this the last track on this progression?
Yeah.
It's insane.
It's crazy normal.
We did it!
We made it!
Huh? Do you remember the moment you fell down?
I do... Do you remember the moment you fell down?
I do! I was so happy!
I was so happy!
That's old fashioned, you know?
I was so happy...
It's 40cm!
Whaaaat?!
I see.
That's amazing.
My eyes open while I'm going from here to there, you know?
What I realized is that I can't lie down.
It's impossible to lie down.
I don't have a shoulder width of 40cm.
I fell asleep in the middle of the night and woke up in a little while.
So it's more like you're flapping than you're grunting?
That's right.
It's amazing. Five of them make you feel very subtle, you know?
It's like you're waking up while folding like "nurugiiin".
- That's amazing. - I don't know if you're sick of it or if you've fallen asleep.
It's like you're flapping than you're grunting.
- I don't know if you're sick of it or if you've fallen asleep. - It's like you're flapping than you're grunting.
- I don't know if you're sick of it or if you've fallen asleep than you're grunting.
- Why did you make me do this?
- I'll do it again. - You're free from curse.
- Thank you so much. - I was sleeping in my bed.
- You're lying. - I said I couldn't sleep and went to bed.
- It should end in 5 or 6 days but it's been 6 months.
- I only stayed up until the morning. - Yes.
- When I was about to go to bed, you said, "Get the camera ready." - Yes.
- You said, "Don't mess with me." - Yes.
- You said, "Can you do it?" - Yes.
- I was under surveillance. - And it's going to be hard to edit from now on.
- Thank you for your hard work. - Thank you for your hard work.
- I won't do it again.